Updated: Jan 22
I challenge you!
This one will be challenging. The idea here is to read the article and then create a headline of what you think the writer would really like the headline to be, based on the content of the article.
National Guard Troop fails vetting process for buying a pillow from Mike Lindell before deployment (now you can't use that one).
Points will be awarded for humor and creativity. You must post in the comments so members do not use the same headline or theme. Keep it clean or I will delete your comment (because I am the only censor that matters here :)) .
Good luck. The winner gets to choose their merch from the Etsy store, up to $30.00 in value!